{"id":771,"date":"2009-11-07T10:53:34","date_gmt":"2009-11-07T10:53:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hang-out.co.uk\/?p=771"},"modified":"2009-11-07T10:53:34","modified_gmt":"2009-11-07T10:53:34","slug":"how-aeroplanes-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hang-out.co.uk\/index.php\/humour\/how-aeroplanes-work","title":{"rendered":"How Aeroplanes Work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And how it&#8217;s explained in the newspapers:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote>The jetbrake is what holds the thrilling-edge sluts in place during a roach on a taxiramp or a runtower. When the props are retarded on the combustion spool, sometimes the engine stalls and the hayler-ons have to go around on a mist roach. Often the plane is only a few hours or miles away from a deadly crash. The pilots must call the elevators with the patrol yolk to avoid disaster. When the wetway is advanced by the thug, if the pines aren&#8217;t polled properly, the breaks can crash the handling rear, and then catastrophe is only a heartbeat away. Pilots of course rely on sleep, GPS, and their FIR procedure dishes to avigate the airplane, and it&#8217;s easy for them to mess up and rotate no delay while yawing, with tragic consequences.\n\nI saw this on the news, so I know it&#8217;s right. Thank goodness these things are brought to light before they kill someone.<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>By AnthonyGA on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pprune.org\/rumours-news\/394782-ba-aircraft-strikes-jet-bridge-washington-dulles.html\">Pprune<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And how it&#8217;s explained in the newspapers: The jetbrake is what holds the thrilling-edge sluts in place during a roach on a taxiramp or a runtower. When the props are retarded on the combustion spool, sometimes the engine stalls and the hayler-ons have to go around on a mist roach. Often the plane is only &hellip; <p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hang-out.co.uk\/index.php\/humour\/how-aeroplanes-work\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How Aeroplanes Work&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"telegram_tosend":false,"telegram_tosend_message":"","telegram_tosend_target":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[317,313],"class_list":["post-771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","tag-flying","tag-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hang-out.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hang-out.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hang-out.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hang-out.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hang-out.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=771"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hang-out.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/771\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hang-out.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hang-out.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hang-out.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}